Is there something wrong with my situation? I think I may need serious help.?

Lately, I have had some issues with my blossoming . You see, I had a girlfriend, but she bored me, so I dumped her. Then, I turned to the MMORPG MapleStory to solve what was missing. Now, I seem to get s from just about everything in MapleStory! I see a character (guy or girl) and blow my load all over my keyboard. The worst is when I see a slime. Not only do I inside my trousers, I also scream "SWEET JESUS!" and slowly stick my finger in my . Is this bad?